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It slices! It dices! It… levitates? There’s Stronth in Numbers.

Posted on August 9, 2020 - August 9, 2020 by admin
Three modes: Soft, comfort, and stront.

Link to product: https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Calculus-Remover-Waterproof-Rechargeable/dp/B08CDTC21B

By the way:

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The listing on Amazon is titled, “lq Electric Dental Scaler, Dental Calculus Remover, IPX6 Waterproof | 3-Mode, Deep Clean Teeth and USB Rechargeable for Travel” (Talk about keyword cramming!) — and the “stront” mode isn’t the only laughable thing about this listing… There’s also the fact that this device is either magic or possessed…

Yes, it has “magnetic levitation cleaning power system”, which are totally things that people type into Amazon when making the decision of which sharp, vibrating, pokey-bit to buy… At the end, they let us down by reminding us that it’s neither magic nor possessed, and it’s just ultrasound technology. (Shouldn’t that be ultrasonic technology?)

The marketing blurb is almost as delicious as the graphics.

Haiku of the Day:
“Increase the frosted flat head, teeth remove smoke stains and tea stains!”
Posted in AmazonTagged Amazon, Bad Photoshop, Engrish, Marketing, Typos

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