1. The Baby Bean Bag
Babes dig bean bags. Get it here for $42.97.
2. The Baby Shusher
Safely calms the baby down with a rhythmic “shushing” sound. If this actually works, you’re getting a whole slew of residual THANK YOU notes. Get it for $34.99 here.
3. A Vest with an Attachment for a Pacifier or Bottle
It’s called The Bobalong, it’s $29, and it signifies “the end of the dropped bottle,” also known as the Era of Parental Malcontent.
4. A Rollable Travel Carrier
The most effortless way to transport your precious cargo. It doubles as a car seat on the airplane. Get it here for $47.
5. Dancing Shoes
If there was ever a reason to have children, it’s this. Get them for €95.
7. The Baby Bullet
This baby food blender is guaranteed to always be in a better mood than you. $59.99 from Target.
8. The Crying Baby Analyzer
With a 90% accuracy rating, this little gadget, in actuality, seems legit. $47 from Amazon.
9. Blooming Bather
Turns any sink + baby into a virtual puddle of cute. $39.99 from Blooming Bath.
10. The Self-Heating Travel Bottle and Warmer that Requires No Electricity or Boiling Water
All you do is fill the flask with warm water and it’ll stay warm for the whole day. Perfect for daycare, camping, and traveling. Get it here for $26.
11. The Cradle that Bounces
With five unique motions, this cradle more accurately simulates what a parent does when holding the baby. It can also be set to play your baby’s favorite music. Get it here for $239.99.
12. HTML for Babies
It’s never too early to learn what a tag is. Get it here for $8.
13. This Fun Little Food Gadget
Turn fresh fruit into baby food the easy way. Less work for the parent because there’s no need to mush the food, and the teething baby can get a nice workout on sore gums. Get it for $5.95 here.
14. Gyroscopic Bowl with Lid
No more spills! Clumsy adult oafs could use this gift, too. $7 from Amazon.
15. Stroller Storage
Mom’s new purse, basically. Get it for $14.99 here.
16. The Bibby Mat
For the cleanest toddler laps in all the land. $8.99 for a disposable set of 12.
17. The Traveling Crib
It’s a travel bag that FOLDS OUT INTO A CRIB. Godhelpme, this is genius. Unfortunately, it’s a European product so you’ll be shelling out a bit for shipping.
18. The Safe Sippy
This is the self-proclaimed “world’s first 2-in-1 sippy-to-straw drink cup for kids.” And it’s basically spill-proof and indestructible. Get it here for $15.99.
20. The Bib Expresso 3-in-1 Bottle and Food Warmer
This game-changing device “prepares a bottle in 30 seconds at the right temperature and needs only one free hand to operate.” Get it here for $129.99.
21. The Multiportion Freezer Tray
This allows meals to be frozen in bulk, which can then be reheated individually when ready to eat. Get it here for $19.99.
22. A Stroller Smartphone Holder
Sometimes you just want to play Candy Crush instead of paying attention to that whiny baby. Get it here for $26.
23. A Sibling Ride-a-Long Board
It attaches to your stroller so an older sibling can ride along, too, instead of having to get a double stroller. Get it here for $119.99.
24. Gentle Battery-Operated Nail Trimmer
It’s a non-traumatizing way to trim tiny fingernails. Get it here for $30.
25. The Baby Barolo Cocoon
Snug as a bug! Get it here for 132,94 €.
26. Outlet Protectors
Any expecting parent would be happy to receive this incredibly practical gift. Get a whole set of them. Starts at $3.99.
27. The Huggable Pacifier
Not all pacifiers are created equal, but this one is a pacifier FRIEND. $13.52 from Amazon.
28. The Most Deluxe Diaper Bag Ever
Deceptively looks like a purse, folds out into a fully functional changing station. Get it for $228.
29. The Li’l Helper Bottle Holder
It’s easy to grip, helps with motor skills, and features an ergonomic design that matches your baby’s natural nursing posture. $13 from Amazon.
30. A Dozen Baby Socks in Varying Sizes
For the budget conscious baby shower attendee, this is the gift that no one else thought of that will actually come in handy. Get 3 pairs of socks in each incremental size: 3 months, 6 months, 12 months, and 18 months.